Teachers Day Jokes Collections
Going To School
Early one morning,
a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to
school!"
"But why, Mom?
I don't want to go."
"Give me two
reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the
kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no
reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two
reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for
one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
I Didn't Do It!
A little girl came
home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was
punished for something that I didn't do. "The mother exclaimed, "But
that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by
the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied,
"My homework."
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M
N O.
TEACHER: What are
you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday
you said it's H to O.
A man walked up to a school and said "can you teach me
to read and write"
The administrator
said, "Yes we can"! Just fill out this form."
Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a
composition on the subject of
Baseball
Jonah: Here’s my
paper
Teacher: Jonah, you
spent only one minute writing your essay
Lets hear what you
wrote
Jonah: Game called
off on account of rain.
TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of
the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that
says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher :What happened in
1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was
born.
Teacher :What happened
in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was
four years old.
English teacher Joke :
Teacher 'I killed a person’ convert
this sentence into future tense. Student the future tense is'You will go to
jail'
Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General
Knowledge
Teachers Day Jokes Collections
